He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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