i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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