I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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