i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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