Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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