Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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