she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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