coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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