wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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