Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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