i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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