my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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