Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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