I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
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i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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