I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
how does that bad decision feel?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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