But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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