Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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