what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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