I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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