I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
