butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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