This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
soo... how was my night?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
