There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I can't turn off my feet"
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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