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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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