...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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