I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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