So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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