i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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