In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
