I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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