I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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