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(251): View more from Alabama

Call me "white mamba"

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Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake

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It is white.

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(407): View more from Florida

I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth

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(813): View more from Florida

If you die in college, do you die in real life?

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(252): View more from North Carolina

He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.

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(905): View more from Ontario

Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots

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(801): View more from Utah

I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest

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