i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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