Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You took a bar mat shot.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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