Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
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