i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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