Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I FOUND THE LEGS
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Randomize
