Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
It's just like the Real World with babies
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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