I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
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