Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Randomize