Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
