Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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