Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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