what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Why did my mother make you get naked?
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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