From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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