so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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