I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
