No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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