look no pants
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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