Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Is it penis luge time yet?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I FOUND THE LEGS
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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