Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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