so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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