What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize