i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
