JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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