And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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