im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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