It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
People in love make me want to vomit
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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