ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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