I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize