just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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