I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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